Posted by
Cuda on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:45:41 PM
Is the Obama administration completely retarded? I mean, we all kinda got the feeling they were kinda special, in a special kinda way, but the ideas they're throwing out there are the kind that get normal people a nice cushy 8x11 padded room. Steven Chu, Obama's energy secretary thought it would be a marvelous idea if all the roofs on earth were painted white to combat global warming. These people have lost there minds.
Let me put it in perspective for you. Let's say you've got a credit card debt of $45,000. Let's say at the same time, you live in a high crime neighborhood and on more than one occasion your home has been invaded. Let's also say at the same time, your neighbor down the street thought it would be a nifty idea if he bought himself an assault rifle, and every now and then he likes to shoot it in the air to show everyone it works. Let's also say a few houses down the street, there's a guy who sucker punched you and kicked you in the crotch, and he said he'd do it again, and he'd like to see nothing more than to see you die. You don't know why he hates you but hate you he does. Now, of all these things you could be worrying about, you think you hear a raccoon living in your attic. The raccoon may or may not exist, but you really just can't sleep at night thinking it's there. You spend $15,000 to get consultants who are convinced you have a raccoon there, and they tell you if you don't do something now, you'll get rabies and die. You focus all your time on catching this raccoon, and you blame the fact that you have food in your refrigerator because obviously that's what attracted him. So you throw out all of your food. Good. Now you think it might be because you once had the Discovery Channel on and they had a show about raccoons and the sound of the show may have attracted him, so you cancel cable. Mind you, all this time, you only THINK you have a raccoon in your home, you're not even quite sure you do. But you can't take chances. So, while your crazy neighbor thought a machine gun isn't enough, he got a rocket launcher. Your credit card debt is worth more than your house is worth. People are walking in and out of your home with no fear of getting caught. And that guy that hates you? He just borrowed that rocket launcher from your crazy friend. All because you thought you heard a raccoon in the attic and you had no other goal in life but to solve that one problem which may or may not exist.